prinsasssss: at this point im ready to start paying people to ask me out
aboutagrohl: moist-grunge: TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
karkock: hope-hasfeathers: karkock: i want people to like things i like but i don’t because they’re my things i have finally found a text post that sums up my entire life in a sentence like this should be my senior yearbook quote no it’s my thing
textswillvalentigets: Someone set me up on a date with a world-class musician who also happens to be a hottie; someone who would like me for me, but won’t take any of my nonsense. Is that so much to ask?
scoused: we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end and you want me to memorize vocabulary words
steakburrito: there was an inspirational quote on my teabag and it was really good and i was like “wow this is a really deep teabag” and then i was like “a really deep teabag” and i laughed for like thirty minutes
icarusing: people who fall asleep quickly and easily make me so irrationally angry like wow it must be so nice not to lie in bed for hours replaying every negative moment you’ve ever had in your entire life every single night